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Boone, NC 28608
August 24, 2000
 
 
 
 

 

 

 

 

Entertainment

The Snake Oil Medicine Show brings psychedelic fun to legends

by Ian Hutchinson

Tonight at Legends, A.P.P.S. Club Shows will present the critically acclaimed Snake Oil Medicine Show to Appalachian students.

However, if you are unfamiliar with Snake Oil Medicine Show (SOMS), their sound cannot be explained definitively; you must experience a performance for yourself. SOMS shows feature several musical styles, including bluegrass, rock, blues, jazz and even dance beats. Plenty of improvisational jams can be expected as well.

They're a great (band) to watch. its crazy-madness fun said Senior Andy Eubanks. Senior Brendan Rooney said,(SOMS) is an experience unlike any other show you will see here.

The accolades don't stop there. Syndicated radio personality Dr. Demento said that SOMS performances erupt into ecstatic, joyful climaxes, colorful artworks of voluptuous beauty are created before your eyes (SOMS) isn't a concert it's a revelation.

SOMS originated in Boone between 1996-97 and has since released three self-produced albums: Snake Oil Medicine Show, Is Was Be, and Hi-Speed Highway.

The band features George Pond on guitar, Caroline Pond on fiddle, Andy Pond on banjo, Jon Price on bass and Steve Peterson on drums. Phil Cheney also contributes to the band by offering a visual interpretation of the music through a colorful array of painting.

Doors will open for the Legends performance at 9 p.m. Advance tickets are available at the Information Desk in the Student Union and are $5 with student ID. Tickets will be $7 at the door.

The show is BYOB (6-pack limit) and a valid ID will be required to bring alcohol to Legends. For more information on this and other A.P.P.S. events, call 262-2855 or visit the A.P.P.S. website at www.apps.appstate.edu.


'Space Cowboys' may be the one this weekend

Kara Hodge

In 1958, the members of Team Daedalus (pronounced "data list"), a group of four Air Force test pilots, were being trained to be the first Americans in space. When the U.S. Air Force was replaced by National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) as the leader in outer-atmospheric testing, Team Daedalus was pushed aside and a chimpanzee got the honor.

The team members went their separate ways, but their hopes of going into space never died. Still interested? You may be. The premise for the new movie "Space Cowboys" is a good one. The movie, on the other hand, is not. "Space Cowboys" stars Tommy Lee Jones, Donald Sutherland, Jack Garner, William Devane and Clint Eastwood (who also produces and directs the movie).

With a lineup like that, you'd assume that the film would be a hit. It's full of Hollywood veterans who have made lines like "Go ahead-- make my day" famous and men who have changed the silver screen with movies like "L.A. Confidential" and "The Fugitive." Yet in this space comedy/drama, the same veterans are sorely disappointing. Frank Corvin (Clint Eastwood), now retired, designs a guidance system that is mysteriously placed in a Russian communication satellite.

The satellite suffers a systems failure and, low and behold, who are the only ones who can save the day? You guessed right: it's Team Daedalus! Corvin rounds up the other three members of the team, Hawk (Jones), Tank (Garner) and Jerry (Sutherland), and convinces them to accept the mission.

Now nearing age 70, the four senior citizens must suit up as astronauts and save the day before the satellite crashes to Earth. But wait, there's more! (The ending won't be given away-- don't worry.) Obstacles must be overcome, too. (Oh, the pain!) Antagonist Bob Gerson (James Cromwell), Corvin's sworn enemy and former commanding officer, sets up roadblocks right and left with lies and schemes. Even cocky younger astronauts are thrown in to distract and piss off Team Daedalus.

The four men sweat, struggle, and finally stumble into space through a series of expected mishaps and bad punch lines. The good part: cheers go to the cinematography, which is fantastic.

The space scenes are incredibly realistic-- especially the scene where the camera zooms in on the surface of the moon. The bad part: the movie is filled with predictable characters, predictable plots and a predictable ending.

The characters even fill the usual stereotypes such as the Rebel, the Ladies' Man, the Good Guy and the Prankster. In fact, if you have ever seen "Armageddon," the scarily similar film about a team of unexpected heroes going into space to save the day, then you've seen "Space Cowboys." The formula is easy; just replace Ben Affleck and Bruce Willis with a few good-looking elderly men.

In short, the movie is a combination of over-dramatic spectacles and senseless episodes. "Space Cowboys" has a little romance for drama, a little bad news for tears and a lot of "We are the Champions"-type victories for those feel-good moments. But frankly, "Space Cowboys" just doesn't feel that good. Try it if you liked "Mission to Mars," "Spaceballs" or "Armageddon."

 

 

 

Behind the kennel: Love and companionship

by Sean Oakley

Feature Beat

Rita's hands tremble slightly as she cups a handful of M & M's in one hand and slowly moves them to her mouth with the other. Her house, old and empty, eerily creaks as it takes the full force of the lightning storm outside.

Rita had reached her later seventies. Her husband fell victim to a heart attack ten years ago. In a house once filled with the laughter of children, a sad silence now prevails. She sits quietly watching TV in her dimly lit den.

At times the lightning seems to shake the house, but it never scares Captain away from his strategically placed post between the window and Rita. Captain is an aging Golden Retriever who faithfully barks warnings at the thundering storm outside. He is Rita's best friend and constant companion. He will remain by by her side until he passes away.

Stories like this are not unusual. The undying devotion of a dog holds a special place in its owner's heart. Unfortunately, owners aren't always as giving. Thousands of dogs are abandoned every day. Most find their way into animal shelters, and hopefully, new homes. While the national adoption rate hovers around 13 percent, many dogs are put to sleep to make room for others--quite a harsh reality for man's best friend.

Lynn Northup, who runs the Watauga Humane Society, says, "Unfortunately, many people think of dogs as disposable merchandise."

The Watauga shelter is located on Casey Lane off of Daniel Boone Dr., right next to the Greenway Trail. "If you're going to get an animal, you need to commit for life," says Northup, trying to speak over a shaggy, light-brown dog barking behind her. "That's Woody; he was here when I came here.

They said he was the resident shelter dog." Woody, outspoken but very friendly, watches all visitors as they pass the front desk. Woody is a small dog and spends much of his time dodging the hurried footsteps of attendants behind the desk. Whitening fur hangs down from his mouth and creates a beard that symbolizes his age and wisdom. Lynn opens the door and Woody runs quickly outside to greet the guests around the pens. Northup, though busy, watches him take off and smiles. In the next room, a family sits in a room filled with cats.

They spend time meeting their potential future pets. A little girl laughs as a friendly black-and-white feline jumps on her lap. Norhthup has previously worked at animal shelters in Chapel Hill, Sanford and New Orleans, Louisiana. She came to Watauga only a week-and-a-half ago and says she still has a lot to do to get acquainted with the facilities. Northup quit her nursing job to take care of animals, and that in itself speaks volumes about her devotion to those she cares for.

But words cannot convey the motherly look in her eye. Outside the shelter, four pens, housing several dogs a piece, sit side by side. Dogs run and play in each pen, stopping occasionally to plead with visitors through a chain-link fence. The puppies are obviously the main attraction.

The dog pens at Watauga look very different than those at other shelters. Northup says that the shelters she has worked at in the past have all had kennel-like setups, where each dog had its own cage and outside area. She says that this arragenment makes things a lot easier.

Two dogs in a neighboring pen get into a fight, leaving one with a bleeding gash on his chest, and the hassles of group housing become obvious. One of the employees leads the injured dog back through a door to the facilities behind the pens. Once there, she uses iodine and applies pressure to heal the wound. The attacker, a large dog with long black hair who appears to have some Golden Retriever in him, merrily runs around as if nothing happened.

In the back, Northup and her assistant discuss what to do about the problem. It wouldn't be fair to keep the injured dog in the back, but the two must be separated. They decide to allow one to spend a day outside while the other stays in, and then alternate. In another pen, a group of teenagers are picking out their favorite companions.

Northup says they come here every week and take a few dogs on a walk around the Greenway. She says that people who love dogs but know they can't own them are "welcome to come out and take a dog for a walk."

One of the teenage boys attaches a leash to a beautiful black lab who is only five weeks old. According to Northup, he is a pure bred and was dropped off last week by a family that couldn't keep him. He doesn't seem to remember what happened, though, as he pulls hard on the leash, jumping up and down once he gets past the gate. A girl picks out a fluffy white dog named Barney. Barney is a little older and a little calmer, but still wags his tail excitedly at the prospect of an open landscape. Northup explains that most of the dogs are dropped off by owners who simply can't take care of them anymore. Some stray dogs are found and brought to Watauga, and for those, every effort is made to contact the owner.

Northup keeps these dogs for five days before allowing anyone other than the owner to adopt them. North Carolina law only requires a seventy-two hour waiting period, but Northup understands the pain of losing a friend.

Behind the dog pen is a kennel-like building that contains roughly ten indoor cages, which is where Northup says they keep their new arrivals. Only four are currently occupied. The shelter makes sure that all newcomers are vaccinated and healthy before they are released into the pens with the other dogs.

One of the cages houses a skinny Red Bone Hound. Northup's eyes soften as she passes. She opens the cage to pet the hound, who is startled by her touch. This newcomer was brought in yesterday by someone who found her lost in the woods. She has a collar and name tag, and Northup has called the owners, who didn't even realize she was gone.

They are coming to pick her up this afternoon. "So sad," Northup says. But on a more uplifting note, the Watauga shelter has an adoption rate consistently above 80 percent, which is very immpressive considering the 13-percent national average. And although having to put some dogs to sleep is inevitable, there is no set time limit at Watauga.

Putting dogs to sleep is the final option, used only after adoption has been ruled out. For those interested in adopting a dog, puppies cost fifty dollars and dogs older than three months cost fifty-five.

The price includes deworming, spaying or neutering, and all necessary vaccinations, including rabies. Northup points out that the average per-year cost of owning a dog runs between three- and four-hundred dollars, and that figure doesn't even include food or any unforseen problems such as sickness or injury. By far, the benefits of owning a dog far outweigh the costs.

No monetary value can possibly be placed on the companionship and love that a dog has to offer. Asking nothing more than a feeding hand and a caring heart, a dog will faithfully serve its owner, and that should be an inspiration for all of humankind.

 

 

 

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