What is it about being in a relationship that makes you feel like
doing nothing?
I had a friend tell me once that you inevitably become what you
hate.
By that I mean, every single thing you ever made fun of anyone about
will inevitably come back to haunt you.
One of my friends has been in a relationship for over a year and
the longer she has been with her boyfriend, the more her life has
changed.
I used to look at them and think … scary. They would eat out
every meal, go home on weekends to see each other’s parents
and leave the door cracked to her room so just enough of the incessant
mysterious giggling could be heard throughout the apartment.
Not the Boston Red Sox curse, and not the Chicago Cubs 95 year drought
without a World Series title, which will end this year, just so
you know.
Certainly not the Atlanta Braves’ streak of 12 straight division
titles.
I can already hear the bandwagon Braves fans around campus moaning
and whining about how the team will come through and win the World
Series. Sorry suckers, but this is the year of the Cubs.
Atlanta lost some key players in the off-season, something they
are accustomed to.
But every other year, they had a player in the wings that was of
equal or greater value to the player they lost.
Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jacks, I don’t care because
the Braves are back.
That’s right sports fans, baseball season is upon us, and
you know what that means: the Atlanta Braves taking the tar to the
rest of the National Leagues’ proverbial bats again.
The Braves, winners of 12 straight division titles, are an easy
pick to do it all over again, or some would think.
It has become very popular to gratuitously dismiss the Braves before
the season, saying that this is the year the streak ends. As a life-long
Braves fan, I have heard it since oh, about 1993 (after two straight
World Series appearances).