Sep. 18, 2003 Online Since 1996 Vol 78 No.7

The Appalachian | Opinion

Our Perspective ... Feasible, fair parking plans were ignored
   Parking at Appalachian State University is now an excessive tax on students and lower income faculty and staff members.
    The $204 parking permit, approved by the Board of Trustees in June, takes a large bite out of everyone’s budget, no matter how large it may be.
    To the lowest paid staff members and students who can barely afford their education, the 85 percent increase in parking is a daunting burden.
    The parking and traffic committee presented a feasible and fair solution for Appalachian State University to keep parking prices lower last spring.Their plan to charge one-half of 1 percent of a salary was ignored in favor of a flat fee everyone must pay.
    Vice chancellor for Business Affairs Jane Helm told The Appalachian there are no other goods or services on campus based on income.
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Lessons from the storm: Isabel hits home
   It’s Monday night, there’s a storm coming, and for once I have no idea what to write.
    Usually, I’m never short of opinions or reasons to back them up. Usually I have no trouble putting those words to paper, but this night was different.
    While the storm, Hurricane Isabel, will probably only subject Boone to some heavier-than-usual winds and rain, the coast is a different story.
    Isabel is heading right for the northeast coast area, which happens to be where my family lives.
    Currituck County, where my mother teaches, was nearly emptied by an evacuation order. The same goes for Dare County, where I spent the summer working at K-Mart. Very possibly some of the houses along the beach will be kindling by the end of the week.
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Ways to procrastinate: homestarrunner.com
   If you, the reader, are anything like me, then at some point either today or tomorrow, you’re going to be faced with having to do homework that you do not want to do.
    So, in honor of the tradition of putting it off until the last minute, allow me to introduce one of many other things you could be doing instead of what you should be doing.
    Ladies and gentlemen, I give you www.homestarrunner.com.
    This Web site is filled with random humor, the kind that separates the sheep, who see it and die from laughter, and the goats that just stare at the screen with a why-am-I-watching-this look and possibly write a mean letter to me for recommending the site in the first place.
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