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Thursday, 18 October 2007 |
Inside the mens room part II
by LINDSAY TIGAR
Lifestyles Editor
In an effort to rack a man’s brain for what he thinks about women’s issues and commonly asked questions, The Ladies Room tours the men’s room with senior advertising and public relations major and Tau Kappa Epsilon fraternity president, Jason K. Mills.
The Ladies Room: Do you understand women?
Jason Mills: I’d like to think I do. I’ve had enough experience with women at this point that I think I can figure out how they work and what I need to do to get what I want.
LR: What is it that you want, Jason?
JM: I like the company and I like a nice accessory. You know, an arm accessory.
LR: What’s a woman’s position in the home?
JM: I believe there are certain things that men can’t talk to children about.
LR: Like what?
JM: Like periods and sex. That’s “women things.”
LR: So you don’t think you could talk to your male child about sex?
JM:
Well, it would be hard to talk to my son about sex because a stance
that parents are supposed to take isn’t necessarily the stance that
I’ve taken.
LR: And what is the stance that you’ve taken?
JM: Well I’d say my stance at this point is just making sure I’m careful in all accounts of sexual activity.
LR: Do you think it’s okay for girls to sleep around?
JM: I
mean its none of my business what they do. I think it’s irresponsible
on their part if they sleep around too much without, you know, being
safe and using protection.
LR: What is the most annoying thing about women?
JM:
I would say the most annoying thing about women is that they assume
that men are supposed to be the ones to initiate all relationship
statuses. And men are supposed to be the ones to hold and open the
doors for them and, you know, they’re supposed to take all the steps,
and I think it’s really lame at this point that they expect that.
LR: Why is that?
JM: Because
times have changed so much and women want these equal rights and it’s
equal rights up until the fact you’re standing at a bar and the girl
has free admission and a guy have to pay $5, you know? They’re cool
with that but anything else is equal rights.
LR: If you were a woman for a day, what would you do?
JM: I would flirt all over the place. If I were a woman, I would defiantly test out all my women parts.
LR: Do you think about marriage?
JM: I think about it and I run.
LR: Are relationships or hook-ups better?
JM:
Relationships are better, if you find the right girl. And if ya’ll
click, it’s definitely better to be in a relationship and lock that
down so no one else comes in and steals her away from you.
LR: What makes a woman ugly physically and personality-wise?
JM:
I would say physically, someone who just doesn’t take care of
themselves. Who maybe doesn’t try to dress up, try to look nice.
Personality-wise, I would say someone who thinks they’re above
everyone, who is stuck up, spoiled, and bratty overall.
LR: Are you afraid of commitment?
JM:
Yeah, I would defiantly say that I am. I’ve had one long-term
relationship and it ended very, very badly so if things start to get
too serious, I pretty much back off.
LR: When is it too early for a woman to sleep with you and still be respected?
JM: Never. It just shows you what she wants in life.
LR: So a woman wants sex in life?
JM: No, if she wants sex and she likes to sleep with guys on the first date, it’s her prerogative.
LR: Do you think girls masturbate?
JM:
I know they masturbate because there are quite a few girls that hang
out with our fraternity that make sure we know that you’re competing
with a tool that is designed for this.
LR: How does it feel to compete with a tool?
JM:
It’s pretty intimidating. I’ve personally never been in the situation
where I’m hooking up with a girl that told me I’m in comparison with a
masturbating device, but I’ve heard it’s pretty intimidating.
LR: What do you love about women?
JM:
I love that a woman’s smile can brighten a room, and [women] can cheer
up anyone’s bad day just by giving them a smile or a hug or a pat on
the back or something like that.
LR: Should a woman take a man’s last name?
JM:
I’d say so just because it’s tradition. If it was tradition that a man
takes a woman’s last name, I would have no problem with it.
LR: Are breasts fascinating?
JM: Of
course. You don’t use them until, you know, you’re having the kid, so
what they’re there for, I have no idea. It’s just that mysterious thing
there.
LR: Do you think men use women?
JM: I
think some men do. I don’t think I do because a lot of times I feel
used by women, par se. So I don’t think I’d say I consider myself a man
that uses a woman because often times I’ve felt walked over and pushed
around when I’m in a relationship, so I don’t have any examples to
where I’ve used women.
LR: Have you ever been in love?
JM: I have but, at this point looking back on it, I don’t know if I really did get a good grasp of what love was.
LR: Should women watch their weight?
JM: I mean, that’s they’re own issue I think. It’s they’re own business if they look thin or if they look thick.
LR: Which do you prefer, thin or thick?
JM: I
mean too thin is just gross in my opinion. It looks good to have a
little meat on their bones, but not necessarily where it’s absurd or
unhealthy.
LR: What’s the greatest issue facing women today?
JM:
Probably the glass ceiling. I mean, I one day strive to be a business
owner in my field, I don’t think that being male or female has to do
with how much you get paid or how well you do, so I plan on paying my
employees equal.
LR: Have you ever slept with someone you wouldn’t bring home to your mother?
JM: Yeah. A couple times.
LR: Are you attracted to women with ambition?
JM: Oh defiantly. Not too much though because I don’t want them to be more ambitious than me.
LR: Why not?
JM: I
don’t want to be subjected to anything necessarily. I don’t want to be
playing second fiddle. If it’s equal, it’s fine, but I don’t want to be
with someone who I can’t compare to, you know, out of my league, par se.
LR: Do you think that fraternity guys are stereotyped negatively?
JM:
Of course there are always those rumors of what fraternity guys do
around drunk girls. I can tell you first hand what I do around drunk
girls is make sure they get home safely and into their room and that’s
all, you know. I just watch out for their safety and well being and
that’s obviously not what the rumors say.
LR: Is there anything else you’d like to add?
JM: I’m single!
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